heyfunniest:

thestudleylez:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

what the fuck is this fucking shit 

i want it

cards against humanity for the win

This is Cards Against Humanity. I bought one here. It’s a super fun game!!!

(via thechiefandthecynic)

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

(via ismiseangoddamnbatman)

Kat Stratford is better than you appreciation post

(Source: girlwithapumpkintattoo, via ismiseangoddamnbatman)

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via ifyouwishhardenough)

by-grace-of-god:

Changing seasons of the much photographed maple tree at Portland’s Japanese Garden

(via the-absolute-best-posts)